Friday, December 5, 2008

T'giving Holiday






It has taken me long enough to get this together. I left for J'town on Nov. 21st, after my Dr. appt. in Montgomery. I got in town around 7ish that nite. I met my folks at Martin's. I changed clothes & put on makeup in the car. I wound up singing karaoke with my mom and her bud Judy. I slept 3 hrs that night. I am a super nerd, I was all excited.

Sat. hung out with mi familia. That night Rachel, her beaux, tons of our buds and our parental units and their friends alll went out to the Regency Coliseum. I was a little scared. There were fake plants and a bartender with one eye. The band finally started up and they were great! I think I drank 900 beers. At the end of the night, Rachel had her shwerve on and I made friends with a 52yr. old black guy from Detroit and was wearing his full length black mink. Terri had a dramaqueen moment and we promptly exited the building like Elvis would. Earlier on in the night, I had taken Terri's keys from her. I wound up driving her Cadillac to the Ford's house. After 900 beers, not good. I kept it between the lines and on the road.. Good times.. 4 hrs. sleep..

Sunday - Kappy Sord and I drove to Wiggins to hang with Grace and Madelyn (my 2 yr. old neice). We played in the yard, hung pics on the wall, moved some of her stuff from the old house to the new house. I met one of the cops that is stalking her (she works as head of medical for Stone County prison). There are a couple of cops that are shaking her tree. Interesting... Mom, Grace and I went to Island View Casino to eat filets. Got back to her place, played with Maddie some more and crashed. 5hrs. sleep.

Monday morn Madelyn was pissed that she had to leave Mom and myself. I told Grace and mom that this would happen. We had to sling our shit in the car and leave when they did. She was mad and wouldn't hug us or speak to us.. Back to the Ford complex and hanging with the familia.. Mom & I both have a horrid cold coming on. I slept 3 hrs. again.

Tues. went to Hancock Fabrics & met my Wcom buds at Keifer's. Insanity insued. I miss all of them so damn much. I really enjoyed it. Then Connor and I went to Michele's. Connor whacked Chloe and we had to depart. I took him home and went back to Chele's. Got back to the Ford complex around 8pm, I think.. Slept 4 hrs.

Wed - stayed with Michele.. Made chili, drank wine, hung in back yard... 3 hrs. sleep

Thurs - Holiday dinner at the Davis complex. Good seeing all of them and hanging. Too much turkey.. nap.. Slept a solid 7hrs.

Friday - My dad's b'day & the Ford T'giving dinner... It WAS NOT A PAY-PER-VIEW event!! Maybe we are all growing up? Rachel's beaux could be a good luck charm? Hell, I don't know what happened! No one was drunk, high, no one got in a fist fight, no one announced a marriage, divorce or out of wedlock child on the way!!
Back to the Davis complex and train wreck dominos. Drank a little wine & crashed.. Slept another 7.

Sat - Went to Tony & Candace's complex. The Perkins clan met there to do the holiday thing. It was a soup party. Thank God, no more turkeyyyyy... The neice and nephew are awesoome. I always have fun with all of them. Drank wine...

Sunday - back to Auburn...

5 comments:

Chris said...

damn, girl! i know what to get you for Christmas.....SLEEP!
you better slow it down. our asses are getting too old for all that!
funny post.

Archer said...

I need to go lay down now.
Great holiday recap!

meowblack said...

I had such a good time goin home and hanging with some of our peeps. I love all my family and friends...

meowblack said...

I must say, it is much easier to enjoy being home when it is a drama-free zone...

Rachelflms said...

I am so happy you came home and we had no catastrophes. I am thinking we need to put Valium or something in the turkey or ham for Xmas. Better yet, the cheese ball. That way it will be equally rationed off to our dear family members. We will put higher dose in Maddelines sippy cup to ensure the children have a good time as well. Lol! If that fails i will keep a baseball bat behind the couch and you and I can at any moment whack whichever asshole doesnt respond well to Valium then drag them into a disclosed location and lock the door until he or she are better adjusted to the new rules of the holidays. This will ensure a happy holiday experience by all.
I love you and cant wait to see you!
-Rachel